I can't throw her in the trash, she wouldn't fit any way. I can't just set her out on the curb - I really like our neighborhood and would like to continue to live here without being looked at as "the freaky neighbors". I'm sure as hell not going to put her on Craigslist and invite people over to examine her wares.
I'll just skin the bitch.
That's a logical solution.
I loved the idea of taking a "sex doll" and using her in a completely non-sexual way. When Boy Toy Dolls offered to let me borrow one of their girls I jumped at the chance.
I know you are all dying to know. She's 5' tall, about 70lbs, fully articulated like a human and, yes, she is anatomically correct. I am not a prude by any stretch of the imagination, but I have to admit, it was a little awkward getting her dressed, lol.
